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THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.
WHAT OMG
re-watched this so many times
Holy butts
Wtffffff
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When people try to argue with me on the internet
- Them: "Ur so stupd, i cant belive people are actuall that ignornt."
- Me: "You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen."
- Them: "Wut...???"
- Me: "Let me put it this way. Have you heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"
- Them: "Of course ive hrd of them."
- Me: "Morons."
- Them: "Wut the hell?! You think ur smrter than them? They were geniuses."
- Me: "But it's so simple! All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!"
- Them: "Srsly, wtf is wrong w/ u."
- Me: "WAIT TILL I GET GOING!!!! Where was I."
- Them: "Wait a minute..."
- Me: "Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. "
- Them: "R you... quoting the Princess Bride?!"
- Me: "YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT, WOULDN'T YOU!!!!!!!"
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